My Cousin TLW

Vinny: "Building a case is like building a house. Each piece of evidence is just another building block. He wants to make a brick bunker of a building. He wants to use serious, solid-looking bricks, like, like these, right?" [puts his hand on the wall]

Billy: "Right."

Vinny: "Let me show you something. [holds up a playing card, with the face toward Billy] He's going to show you the bricks. He'll show you they got straight sides. He'll show you how they got the right shape. He'll show them to you in a very special way, so that they appear to have everything a brick should have. But there's one thing he's not gonna show you. [turns the card so that its edge is toward Billy] When you look at the bricks from the right angle, they're as thin as this playing card. His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick. It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent." - My Cousin Vinny (1992).

The leftist environmentalists and climate Communists at the U.N. and its politician-run IPCC have long been trying to frame Billy (CO2) on murder of the Earth's climate by global warming. Too bad for them, Billy hired his cousin TLW to represent him in court, and after a long drawn-out trial full of prosecutorial moose hockey, they finally rested their case, and TLW pulled out his big trump card and won the case without a jury having to retire to the jury room. TLW's lack of credentials turned out to be irrelevant because the simple truth speaks for itself.

What did he do? He told the jury the simple devastating truth: -80C IS NOT HEAT!

See why by reading my cool killer essay: The Big Lie About CO2.